Writing

Bob was writing something very slowly.
His Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Bob: I’m writing to my 6 year old son, he can’t read very fast.

Education

Mother to Teenage Daughter: I think its time that we talk about sex.
Daughter : Yes Mom, What do you want to know?.

Who’s Guilty

A Wife is sleeping, in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: “Get up, quickly my husband is here!!!”
The man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himself and then realizes “Damn, I am the husband!!!”
Who’s guilty in the situation?

Cabaret Dance

A boy goes to see a cabaret dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: “Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see?”

Boy: Yes, I saw dad.

Moonlight

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: The Moon
Teacher: Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only during daytime when we don’t need it.

Race

Blond: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner gets a prize
Blond: If only the winner will get the prize, why are the others running?

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