How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)

1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.

2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He’s obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

HER desk is cluttered.
She’s obviously a disorganized scatterbrain

3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal

SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.

4. He’s not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.

She’s not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies’ room.

5. He’s not in the office.
He’s meeting with customers.

She’s not in the office.
She must be out shopping.

6. He’s having lunch with the boss.
He’s on his way up.

She’s having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.

7. The boss criticized HIM.
He’ll prove his performance.

The boss criticized HER.
She’ll be very upset.

8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?

SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?

9. He’s getting married.
He’ll get more settled.

She’s getting married.
She’ll get pregnant and leave.

10. He’s having a baby.
He’ll need a raise.

She’s having a baby.
She’ll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

11. He’s going on a business trip.
It’s good for his career.

She’s going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?

12. He’s leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognize a good opportunity.

She’s leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.

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Click Start, right-click at the top of the Start menu where your name is displayed, and then click Properties.

In the Taskbar and Start Menu Properties dialog box, on the Start Menu tab, click Customize.

Click the Advanced tab, and then clear the Highlight newly installed programs check box.

Click OK, and then click OK again.

Enjoy…