How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)

1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.

2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He’s obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

HER desk is cluttered.
She’s obviously a disorganized scatterbrain

3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal

SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.

4. He’s not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.

She’s not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies’ room.

5. He’s not in the office.
He’s meeting with customers.

She’s not in the office.
She must be out shopping.

6. He’s having lunch with the boss.
He’s on his way up.

She’s having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.

7. The boss criticized HIM.
He’ll prove his performance.

The boss criticized HER.
She’ll be very upset.

8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?

SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?

9. He’s getting married.
He’ll get more settled.

She’s getting married.
She’ll get pregnant and leave.

10. He’s having a baby.
He’ll need a raise.

She’s having a baby.
She’ll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

11. He’s going on a business trip.
It’s good for his career.

She’s going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?

12. He’s leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognize a good opportunity.

She’s leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.

“Thank goodness I won’t live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to congress.”

“I’m afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.”

“Marriage doesn’t mean a thing any more, those Hollywood stars seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat.”

“It won’t be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work.”

“I never thought I’d see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now.

“I read the other day where some scientist thinks it’s possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas ..”

“Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn’t surprise me if someday they’ll be making more than the President.”

“When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we’d be better off leaving the car in the garage.”

“If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.”

Thank You.