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Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
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What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
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Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning.  It was Woods’ shortest drive since [...]

A Croatian politician has been swept to power after promising voters he would rip them off at every opportunity.
Bare-faced Josko Risa was voted in as mayor in Prolozac with a landslide victory using the slogan: “All for me – nothing for you.”
“I just told them the truth. This town will be like my family business. [...]