The Ten Commandments We Always See Aren’t the Ten Commandments
One of the Popes Wrote an Erotic Book
The CIA Commits Over 100,000 Serious Crimes Each Year
The First CIA Agent to Die in the Line of Duty Was Douglas Mackiernan
After 9/11, the Defense Department Wanted to Poison Afghanistan’s Food Supply
The US Government [...]
“Thank goodness I won’t live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to congress.”
“I’m afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.”
“Marriage doesn’t mean a thing any more, those Hollywood [...]
10. Aqua-Intox
A mental disorder that causes you to suffer the effects of liquor no matter what you are drinking.
“Happy hour, every hour!”
9. Spontaneous Invisibility
Random bouts of dissappearing.
“Its like a world of magicians without all the douchiness.”
8. Visible Flatulence (random colors)
Colorful, gaseous fumes from the rectum.
“Your farts are purple! Awesome.”
7. Explosive Perspiration
The sudden blast of [...]
