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		<title>Valentine Day Cake</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:22:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Demonoid Invites are Back</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 20:57:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello guys, I&#8217;m back with new demonoid invites. Please use the contact form to send me an email with a reason of why you believe that you should get an invite. I will choose the winners based on the content of your mail. If you own a blog and agree to post about my website [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello guys,</p>
<p>I&#8217;m back with new demonoid invites.</p>
<p>Please use the contact form to send me an email with a reason of why you believe that you should get an invite. I will choose the winners based on the content of your mail. If you own a blog and agree to post about my website then you will automatically receive an invite.</p>
<p>Good luck to you all.</p>
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		<title>Batwoman</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:35:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The most dangerous driving impairements</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><a href="http://www.thedaily.com/page/2012/02/12/021212-news-stoned-driving/">Source</a></p>
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		<title>LMFAO XI</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:09:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goalkeeper: David James Defenders: Fabricio Coloccini, Carles Puyol, Alexi Lalas, Benoit Assou-Ekotto Midfielders: David Luiz, Craig Johnston, Carlos Valderrama, Marouane Fellaini Forwards: Kevin Keegan, Ruud Gullit Manager: Diego Maradona]]></description>
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<p><strong><em>Goalkeeper</em>:</strong> David James<br />
<strong><em>Defenders</em>:</strong> Fabricio Coloccini, Carles Puyol, Alexi Lalas, Benoit Assou-Ekotto<br />
<strong><em>Midfielders</em>:</strong> David Luiz, Craig Johnston, Carlos Valderrama, Marouane Fellaini<br />
<strong><em>Forwards</em>:</strong> Kevin Keegan, Ruud Gullit<br />
<strong><em>Manager</em>:</strong> Diego Maradona</p>
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		<title>Weirdo Carl Tanzler</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 14:48:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Carl Tanzler encased his dead patient in wax, and continued having a &#8216;relationship&#8217; with her for 7 years. Here is the picture of the corpse: Read more about this relationship on wikipedia]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Carl Tanzler encased his dead patient in wax, and continued having a &#8216;relationship&#8217; with her for 7 years.</p>
<p>Here is the picture of the corpse:<br />
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<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler#Morbid_obsession">Read more about this relationship on wikipedia</a></p>
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		<title>Martha, the World’s Last Passenger Pigeon</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 14:42:10 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><a href="http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/aroundthemall/2011/09/martha-the-worlds-last-passenger-pigeon/">Source</a></p>
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		<title>The Best Video Compilation Of 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:47:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Send a picture of a cat on facebook chat.</title>
		<link>http://www.thecoolnews.org/2012/01/18/send-a-picture-of-a-mouse-on-facebook-chat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Copy and paste this code to your facebook friend and he will recieve a picture of a cat with a rainbow: [[265434590178748]] [[164991926934921]] [[209695692449988]] [[250490361685507]] [[278968458819422]] [[349625665051383]] [[205760419511603]] [[312189672135533]] [[299788346731384]] [[268532783202434]] [[266669970059695]] [[204170799672068]] [[187204144709527]] [[331078983588306]] [[149240955184679]] [[206407216112871]] [[240669959335314]] [[180619528702085]] [[347768705240557]] [[186661331430535]] [[218646048216424]] [[344875905539434]] [[328111047214223]] [[323186421038846]] [[157802940990663]] [[159535350818164]] [[296581710385765]] [[271261609598535]]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Copy and paste this code to your facebook friend and he will recieve a picture of a cat with a rainbow:</p>
<blockquote><p>[[265434590178748]] [[164991926934921]] [[209695692449988]] [[250490361685507]] [[278968458819422]] [[349625665051383]] [[205760419511603]]<br />
[[312189672135533]] [[299788346731384]] [[268532783202434]] [[266669970059695]] [[204170799672068]] [[187204144709527]] [[331078983588306]]<br />
[[149240955184679]] [[206407216112871]] [[240669959335314]] [[180619528702085]] [[347768705240557]] [[186661331430535]] [[218646048216424]]<br />
[[344875905539434]] [[328111047214223]] [[323186421038846]] [[157802940990663]] [[159535350818164]] [[296581710385765]] [[271261609598535]]</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.thecoolnews.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tumblr_lwulq2P1iA1qbj5jn.png"><img class="size-full wp-image-481 aligncenter" title="tumblr_lwulq2P1iA1qbj5jn" src="http://www.thecoolnews.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tumblr_lwulq2P1iA1qbj5jn.png" alt="" width="145" height="77" /></a></p>
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		<title>Top 10 Tiger Woods jokes on the web</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One: Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife Two: What&#8217;s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards Three: Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning.  It [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;"><strong>One:</strong></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;">Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;"><strong>Two:</strong></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;">What&#8217;s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;"><strong>Three:</strong></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;">Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning.  It was Woods&#8217; shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;"><strong>Four:</strong></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;">What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He&#8217;d gone clubbing</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;"><strong>Five:</strong></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;">Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;"><strong>Six:</strong></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;">Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;"><strong>Seven:</strong></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;">This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;"><strong>Eight:</strong></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;">Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;"><strong>Nine:</strong></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;">Tiger Woods wasn&#8217;t seriously injured in the crash. He&#8217;s still below par though</p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;"><strong>Ten:</strong></p>
<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.2em; text-align: left; padding: 0px;">Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.</p>
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